Oh Rick Perry..........

Rick Perry-Dumb or No?
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     So, Texas Governor Rick Perry is the front runner for the GOP Presidential nomination right now. What's the biggest question that news organizations are asking about him right now? "Is Rick Perry Dumb?" OK. Way to go Jonathan Martin of politico.com. You've done a great job of contributing to the media bullshit that gets spewed out every day, that brings absolutely no information, and only serves to widen the divide between political parties. Go ahead. Toss out the word dumb for the GOP all you want. It just puts you in the same group as Hannity and Beck.
     Moving on to the man, the candidate, the Texan himself, Rick Perry turns to the public and says, "Can I get mo'?" Going on Hannity's radio show, he was asked what his response to the article on politico.com titled, "Is Rick Perry Dumb?" was. The answer, "What’s dumb is to oversee an economy that has lost that many millions of jobs, to put unemployment numbers that over his four years will stay probably at 9 percent, to downgrade the credit of this good country, to put fiscal policies in place that were a disaster back in the '30s and to try them again in the 2000s, that’s what I consider to be the definition of dumb." Fact is, Rick Perry in his time as Texas Governor has doubled the debt in Texas, raised the spending level by about $40 billion, and has in fact, raised taxes drastically in the state, despite saying that he has a "track record" of not raising taxes. Hell, there are 23 states that have lower unemployment rates than Texas.
     I do not believe Rick Perry is dumb. I do however believe that he campaigns untruthfully and is, at times, hypocritical. Example, he has no problem saying that Obama's policies are dumb and completely off the wall. But when Mitt Romney comes after him (indirectly) in a speech, Perry responds," This presidential race has no room for verbal barbs. Frankly, I don't know Governor Romney well enough on a personal basis." But he spends weekends in Vegas with Barack Obama. Great job Rick Perry.


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-CPM
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0811/62214.html


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Libyan Rebels rebel against rebel leader. then keep rebelling.

50- year old Mustafa Abdel Jalil is telling the media today that the rebellion against libyan leader Qadafi may not actually lead to a Qadafi-less government in the coming weeks. Seems to me like the majority of the Libyan population has just been trolled. In light of this news it would seem a appropriate to hang banners from ledges and buildings of the sort spray painted with a silhouette of Qadafi captioned, "Y U SO MAD THO?" If there are any kind souls who can photoshop this or make it happen. You've got my vote for libyan president. -J.
[http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-08-31/father-of-libya-revolution-may-not-lead-post-qaddafi-era.html]

Adult children’s ‘bad mothering’ lawsuit dismissed | The Salt Lake Tribune

Adult children’s ‘bad mothering’ lawsuit dismissed | The Salt Lake Tribune:

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I'm not sure I even need to say anything to troll this...... spoiled 20 and 23 year old spoiled brats? Nah. That's not possible. They're adults so they must be mature. Now go troll something.

Troll In The Dungeon!

Hello friends :] Caleb Muench coming to you with the first post in the Troll Cave. I run this little ditty with Jayden Rasmussen and we have a good ol' time doing it. Basically, the way this works is, we're going to find things in the news and troll the hell out of them. We'll be posting pretty regularly, so check back in often. If you'd like to become a contributing writer, please email one of us or contact us in some other crazy way. Thanks y'all! Have a great night and go troll something!

-CPM